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28th February 2012

Post reblogged from Big Areolas are Better! with 42 notes

Proper bathroom etiquette

ghdos:

averageassemu:

kingjaffejoffer:

diashoni:

kingjaffejoffer:

ferretmochalatte:

If you are bad at aiming, sit down. It is better for your kidneys. Most men probably do now because they are addicts to smartphones.

Men sitting on the toilet for the specific purpose of pissing is effeminate. Have never done this in my entire life, not even once. 

So…your girl has to either deal with sitting in your piss, or wipe your piss off the seat (or hope to god you do it) if you miss, because you don’t want to look effeminate when you’re in the bathroom by yourself. Ok…

Nobody has to sit in my piss because I don’t leave piss on the toilet seat. See how easily this problem is resolved?

I don’t have to go out of my way not to do effeminate things because it’s not in my nature to do so in the first place. The very concept of sitting on the toilet for reasons other than taking a shit has never even crossed my mind. An able bodied man sitting down to piss is as impractical as a woman standing up to piss. 

The first time I heard a guy say he does this…. it blew my mind, literally. I grilled him with questions because I really couldn’t fathom it. It was like he told me he ate cereal with shoestrings. 

How can you be a grown man and not know how to aim when you piss?

ask my roommate.  Nigga pees all over the toilet rim

Source: ferretmochalatte

  1. bathroom-paint-colors reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  2. bathroom-color--ideas reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  3. newbahboobah reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    done… Why would somebody leave...piss. It is built for us to stand up! If
  4. alligatamuthafucka reblogged this from ghost-buddha and added:
    pee all over toilet seat. always
  5. dndeuce reblogged this from ghdos and added:
    ask my roommate. Nigga pees all over the toilet rim
  6. justgowiththeflowbro reblogged this from suckonthedickimashark
  7. thesuperpens reblogged this from jamtastik
  8. diashoni reblogged this from suckonthedickimashark and added:
    Expecting you to be grown enough to either not piss on the toilet seat, or to clean it up in the event you do, is...
  9. suckonthedickimashark reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    Well since women giving men advice on what to do with their genitals, why don’t you broads start pissing standing up so...
  10. thundacatsho reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    done… Because it’s so difficult...Every guy misses every now and again. The
  11. ferretmochalatte reblogged this from digitalskullkid and added:
    I think everyone is missing the point of the original post and the reason why is because what was posted is a quote from...
  12. digitalskullkid reblogged this from ghdos and added:
    A better question is…why the fuck would u leave the seat down when you piss…ur supposed to lift that shit up ya kno
  13. clapsandpraises reblogged this from ghdos and added:
    Do you still sit in pee if the guy lifts the toilet seat to pee? I am so confused. Wont your dick touch the toilet water...
  14. coolcrazysexy reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  15. anklesintheair reblogged this from churchgotdamnit
  16. str8nochaser reblogged this from diashoni and added:
    some man “laws” are so dumb. So it looks like you have less than optimal kidney function. Man: Damn right. Cuz I always...
  17. churchgotdamnit reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    NO man has you dumb bitch
  18. kingjaffejoffer reblogged this from diashoni and added:
    Nobody has to sit in my piss because I don’t leave piss on the toilet seat. See how easily this problem is resolved? I...
  19. jamtastik reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    ^^^ likewise. and i never check my phone while in the bathroom…im afraid it may fall into something.
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